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Bubba: Until It Hurts (1985) Bubba Smith (of NFL and Police Academy fame) leads a bunch of people in leotards through some ridiculous butt clenching.

Published January 10, 2014February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Awkward 80s Instructional Tapes

Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout (1990)

Published January 3, 2014February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Awkward 80s Instructional Tapes

A TIME TO LIVE (1985) Somewhere in the mid-80s Liza Minnelli tries to raise her son Corey Haim, who has Muscular Dystrophy.

Published December 27, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Lifetime Movie Network

The Golden Seal (1983) A good movie if you find the love between a boy and a seal enjoyable and/or erotic.

Published December 21, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Animals Who Kill People Who Are Dumb, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Savannah Smiles (1982) Two escaped convicts learn to love a small Caucasian child without sexually assaulting or decapitating it.

Published December 13, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

The Earthling (1980) Ricky Schroder continues his childhood mission to make the world cry.

Published December 6, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Right Of Way (1983) James Stewart and Bette Davis portray a married couple who want to kill themselves rather than wait for disease to ravage their bodies.

Published November 28, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Lifetime Movie Network, Unrealistic People Falling In Love

Reuben, Reuben (1983) A drab, tweed-clad, depressed, alcoholic poet makes his living scamming off of, and making love to, unhappy elderly socialite women.

Published November 22, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love

Whose Life Is It Anyway? (1981) Richard Dreyfuss plays a sculptor who gets paralyzed and then proceeds to fight for his legal right to die.

Published November 15, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 70s Existential Bullshit

‘night, Mother (1986) A super bleak film wherein Sissy Spacek tells her mother Anne Bancroft all about how she's going to commit suicide at the end of the movie.

Published November 9, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Lifetime Movie Network, Movies For Lonely Goth Chicks

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.