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The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) Peter Billingsley rides a magical farting dirt bike for 90 minutes and stops a bank from ruining a hot dog stand.

Published March 22, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Avenging Force (1986) An elite group of masked men hunt and kill not so elite maskless men in the swamps of Louisiana.

Published March 16, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge, Movies for Paranoid Liberals

A Night In Heaven (1983) The most depressing movie about marriage you've ever seen masquerading as a super-cheesy male stripper movie.

Published March 8, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in My Favorite Films, Unrealistic People Falling In Love, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

Barbie And The Rockers: Out of This World (1987) Hasbro's Jem doll line gave Mattel such a scare that they frantically scrambled to get a competing girl-fronted rock band toy line on shelves.

Published March 1, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Last Plane Out (1983) The story of the overthrowing of the Somoza regime by Sandinista rebels in Nicaragua in 1979.

Published February 22, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.), Insinuated Thrills - Allged Action, Movies for Paranoid Liberals

Wanted: Babysitter (1975) Confusing and uninspired kidnapping movie.

Published February 14, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.), Poorly Made Films Involving Poorly Planned Heists

The Disappearance (1977) Donald Sutherland is a hitman having a soulless emotional crisis, then his wife vanishes.

Published February 8, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in 70s Existential Bullshit, Insinuated Thrills - Allged Action, My Favorite Films

Strike Force (1975) Crime caper written by Sonny Grosso, the real life cop from The French Connection.

Published February 1, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in Early-Buddy Erotica, Insinuated Thrills - Allged Action

Happy Hour (1987) Troma-esque comedy about two big beer companies destroying society with their top secret ingredient.

Published January 25, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in Slapstick Fallout

Listen To Your Heart (1983) Made-for-TV 1980s-existential-relationship-melodrama.

Published January 19, 2013November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in Lifetime Movie Network, Unrealistic People Falling In Love

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.