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Dangerous Kids

Survival Run (1979) A bunch of teens run afoul of drug dealers in the desert.

Published January 7, 2025November 27, 2024by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids

The Rescue (1988) Feels like an amalgamation of several popular movies from the ‘80s.

Published December 17, 2024November 27, 2024by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

That Was Then… This Is Now (1985) A lesser novel by a popular author becomes a one hour and forty-two-minute slog.

Published September 3, 2024September 2, 2024by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script, Dangerous Kids

3:15 (1986) Former gang member stands up to current gang members in a graffiti-covered high school.

Published April 18, 2023April 17, 2023by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids

Under Cover (1987) Cannon delivers an acceptable Jumpstreet knock-off.

Published June 14, 2022June 13, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge, Dangerous Kids

Buster And Billie (1974) Popular Buster falls in love with wrong-side-of-the-tracks Billie Joe, thereby robbing his friends of their sole source of “poontang” (their words, not mine).

Published October 21, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge, Dangerous Kids

Certain Fury (1985) Two petty-criminal teenage girls escape their incarcerations and cause a bunch of trouble.

Published October 7, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids

Teachers (1984) White boomer guilt births another movie depicting how shitty are inner-city schools.

Published January 17, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids

Out of Control (1985) Spoiled high school kids stumble upon an international drug-smuggling operation stash spot.

Published April 18, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

Running Hot (1984) Teen murderer and hooker go on the run to clear his name, but lose focus after 10 minutes.

Published March 7, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge, Dangerous Kids

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.