That Was Then… This Is Now (1985) A lesser novel by a popular author becomes a one hour and forty-two-minute slog.
Buster And Billie (1974) Popular Buster falls in love with wrong-side-of-the-tracks Billie Joe, thereby robbing his friends of their sole source of “poontang” (their words, not mine).
Certain Fury (1985) Two petty-criminal teenage girls escape their incarcerations and cause a bunch of trouble.
Out of Control (1985) Spoiled high school kids stumble upon an international drug-smuggling operation stash spot.
Running Hot (1984) Teen murderer and hooker go on the run to clear his name, but lose focus after 10 minutes.
Plain Clothes (1988) Bored cop goes undercover in high school and reads erotic poems to teenage girls.
Running Scared (1980) A series of military mishaps leads to airboat chase scenes and terrible Judge Reinhold jokes.
