Independence Day (1983) Shmaltz-filled homecoming love story with an overpoweringly dramatic subplot.
Mid-Knight Rider aka Hard Knocks (1979) Insane character study of a male prostitute who leaves his life behind and ends up on a farm.
A Night In Heaven (1983) The most depressing movie about marriage you've ever seen masquerading as a super-cheesy male stripper movie.
The Disappearance (1977) Donald Sutherland is a hitman having a soulless emotional crisis, then his wife vanishes.
Torchlight (1985) Cautionary anti-drug tale focused almost exclusively on the dangers of freebasing cocaine.