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Standard-Lowering Children’s Entertainment

Death Valley (1982) Peter Billingsley tries to lead this mystery/slasher movie

Published February 14, 2008November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Home Alone: A Kid’s Guide… (1987) Malcom-Jamal Warner led children's safety film.

Published November 5, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Awkward 80s Instructional Tapes, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

For Safety’s Sake (1986) Gary Coleman helmed safety tape.

Published November 5, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Awkward 80s Instructional Tapes, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Strong Kids, Safe Kids (1984) Henry Winkler, John Ritter and a dozen other random people convince kids "they're never to blame, even if it felt good."

Published October 30, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Awkward 80s Instructional Tapes, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Maurie / Big Mo (1973) Sappy melodrama about real life basketball players Maurice Stokes and Jack Twyman.

Published April 26, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Early-Buddy Erotica, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Aurora Encounter (1986) Progeria-sufferer Mickey Hays plays an alien.

Published January 4, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.