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The Savage Bees (1976) A sheriff, a scientist, and a doctor somehow convince an entire swarm of killer bees to swarm a Volkswagen Beetle and drive to the Superdome.

Published May 4, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Animals Who Kill People Who Are Dumb

Running Scared (1980) A series of military mishaps leads to airboat chase scenes and terrible Judge Reinhold jokes.

Published April 29, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids, Early-Buddy Erotica

Madman (1982) A slasher movie about a madman who kills kids at a camp.

Published April 18, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Instructional Films For Killing Teens

One Dark Night (1982) Slasher-era film that watches more like a Hammer-era gothic horror.

Published April 11, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Instructional Films For Killing Teens, Movies For Lonely Goth Chicks

Body Rock (1984) A third-rate breakdancing cash-in with a protagonist taking a stand against kissing another man.

Published April 6, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script, Dangerous Kids

Just Between Friends (1986) Another overlong movie about unhappy caucasians and their miserable interpersonal relationships.

Published March 30, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love

The Being (1983) An homage to 50s-era sci-fi features that doesn't adjust budget for inflation.

Published March 21, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in If They Push That Button

A Breed Apart (1984) A bunch of people fetishize the Bald eagle.

Published March 14, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 'Nam Vet Toughness, Animals Who Kill People Who Are Dumb

Mad Bull (1977) Raging Bull as rewritten by a housewife and her annoying son who is obsessed with wrestling.

Published March 7, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love, Wrasslin'

Final Mission (1984) You want to see Death Wish and Rambo but can only afford to rent one movie

Published February 28, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 'Nam Vet Toughness

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.