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Crypt of The Living Dead (1973) Super shitty print of super shitty movie about "Vampire Island"

Published February 9, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.)

Heat (1986) Burt Reynolds stars as a Las Vegas based 'Nam Vet tough guy body guard.

Published February 2, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in 'Nam Vet Toughness, Early-Buddy Erotica

If I Ever See You Again (1978) The second Joe Brooks writer/director/ego showcase.

Published February 2, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love

No Retreat, No Surrender (1986) Russian fighters, Karate, break-dancing, synthesizers, guitar licks.

Published January 25, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in My Cousin Knows Karate, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

A Change of Seasons (1980) Marital affair drama with Hopkins and MacLaine

Published January 25, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love

Golden Rendesvous (1977) Espionage thriller based on a book by Alistair MacLean.

Published January 25, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Poorly Made Films Involving Poorly Planned Heists

Breaking Away (1979) Small town friends compete and win a college bicycle race.

Published January 19, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

The Family (1970) Overseas Charles Bronson espionage clusterfuck.

Published January 11, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Insinuated Thrills - Allged Action

Smooth Talk (1985) Heavily butchered adaptation of grim stage play.

Published January 11, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

Utilities (1981) Robert Hays plays a social worker who becomes fed up with the utilities.

Published January 11, 2007November 11, 2021by Stunt Rock in Slapstick Fallout, Unrealistic People Falling In Love

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.