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Nothing Personal (1979) A man seeking legal counsel falls in love with his lawyer who happens to desire him sexually.

Published September 16, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Movies for Paranoid Liberals, Unrealistic People Falling In Love

Preppies (1984) In an over-crowded genre, Preppies is a bonafide sex comedy treasure.

Published September 9, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 70s Boob Showcase, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

Bullies (1986) Canuck-sploitation in which local thugs terrorize a newly-arrived family.

Published September 2, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge

Teachers (1984) White boomer guilt births another movie depicting how shitty are inner-city schools.

Published January 17, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Dangerous Kids

What’s Happening To Me? (1986) Glib educational special covering topics like pubes, pimples, and hormones.

Published January 9, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Awkward 80s Instructional Tapes

Stryker (1983) Society has collapsed, water is scarce and highly valuable, and the hide-tanning industry is experiencing a massive growth period.

Published January 3, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.), If They Push That Button

Dead Heat (1984) Action-oriented police procedural mixed with sci-fi conspiracies and slapstick nonsense.

Published July 28, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Early-Buddy Erotica

The Day of the Cobra (1980) Italian-made private eye stuff I barely paid attention to.

Published July 21, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Uncategorized

Diary of a Mad Housewife (1970) Frank Perry-directed satirical take on what it’s like to be a put-upon female, which veers hard into slapstick.

Published July 14, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 70s Existential Bullshit

Dead Easy (1982) An Australian double-crossing/who-cares-who-dunnit with a shoehorned scene involving a poorly-made Mad Max car.

Published July 7, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.), Insinuated Thrills - Allged Action

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.