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Storm (1987) High schoolers run afoul of old men trying to find a treasure in the Canadian wilderness

Published September 13, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.), Instructional Films For Killing Teens

Bullies (1986) Canuck-sploitation in which local thugs terrorize a newly-arrived family.

Published September 2, 2020February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge

Cross Country (1983) Canadian-made, erotic road movie that fails to titillate or engage.

Published June 1, 2018February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Insinuated Thrills - Allged Action

Mania: Episodes In Terror (1986) An 80s crime/thriller anthology imported from Canada.

Published February 18, 2016February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Movies for Paranoid Liberals

The Park Is Mine (1986) Tommy Lee Jones stars as a crazed 'Nam vet pitted against authority figures in Central Park.

Published April 19, 2014February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 'Nam Vet Toughness, Barely Justified Revenge

PICK-UP SUMMER (1979) Canadian pinball/boob movie remarketed for the US.

Published October 19, 2009November 13, 2021by Stunt Rock in 70s Boob Showcase

American Nightmare (1983) Canadian-made thriller full of early 80s strip clubs that is somehow boring.

Published August 7, 2008November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in 70s Boob Showcase, Barely Justified Revenge

April Wine – Video 45 (1986) Canadian rockers deliver four boring videos.

Published February 15, 2007November 12, 2021by Stunt Rock in Extremely Dated Musical Entertainment

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

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