The Comeback Kid (1980) John Ritter stars in a second (maybe third) generation made-for-television Bad News Bears clone
The Golden Seal (1983) A good movie if you find the love between a boy and a seal enjoyable and/or erotic.
Savannah Smiles (1982) Two escaped convicts learn to love a small Caucasian child without sexually assaulting or decapitating it.
The Dirt Bike Kid (1985) Peter Billingsley rides a magical farting dirt bike for 90 minutes and stops a bank from ruining a hot dog stand.
Barbie And The Rockers: Out of This World (1987) Hasbro's Jem doll line gave Mattel such a scare that they frantically scrambled to get a competing girl-fronted rock band toy line on shelves.
Where Are The Children (1986) An adaptation of a Mary Higgins Clark novel designed to cash-in on 80s kidnapping hysteria.
Wild Rides (1982) A young Matt Dillon stammers his way through introducing us to several roller coasters of the 80s.
Strong Kids, Safe Kids (1984) Henry Winkler, John Ritter and a dozen other random people convince kids "they're never to blame, even if it felt good."
