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Michael Beck

The Golden Seal (1983) A good movie if you find the love between a boy and a seal enjoyable and/or erotic.

Published December 21, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Animals Who Kill People Who Are Dumb, Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

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