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Michael Parks

The Savage Bees (1976) A sheriff, a scientist, and a doctor somehow convince an entire swarm of killer bees to swarm a Volkswagen Beetle and drive to the Superdome.

Published May 4, 2017February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Animals Who Kill People Who Are Dumb

Savannah Smiles (1982) Two escaped convicts learn to love a small Caucasian child without sexually assaulting or decapitating it.

Published December 13, 2013February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Standard-Lowering Children's Entertainment

Spiker (1984) A fairly by-the-numbers but well done 80s sports themed movie.

Published January 16, 2012June 18, 2024by Stunt Rock in Early-Buddy Erotica, My Favorite Films, Unrealistic Teen Fantasy

About

The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

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