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Under Cover (1987) Cannon delivers an acceptable Jumpstreet knock-off.

Published June 14, 2022June 13, 2022by Stunt Rock in Barely Justified Revenge, Dangerous Kids

Screen Test (1985) Sexually-frustrated white males decide to make a skin flick in order to see boobs in person.

Published June 7, 2022May 28, 2022by Stunt Rock in 70s Boob Showcase

Weekend Warriors (1986) A miserably unfunny Bert Convy-helmed movie about some guys in the Army Reserve.

Published May 31, 2022May 28, 2022by Stunt Rock in Early-Buddy Erotica

Storm (1987) High schoolers run afoul of old men trying to find a treasure in the Canadian wilderness

Published September 13, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Foreign Movies Made For $5 (U.S.), Instructional Films For Killing Teens

…All The Marbles (1981) Peter Falk stumbles through a 2-hour female wrestling movie that against all odds manages to be totally boring and dismissable.

Published September 4, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Blue-Collar Heroics, Wrasslin'

Goldengirl (1979) Overly-padded, made-for-TV starring-vehicle for model Susan Anton.

Published August 27, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in High Concept - Poor Execution

Surrender (1987) Popular actors portray unhappy adults and obsess over money and love triangles for 95 minutes.

Published August 19, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love

How Can I Tell If I’m Really in Love (1987) Choppily-edited sex-ed time capsule.

Published August 13, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Coming of Age According To A Script

Killzone (1985) First Blood derivative with much of the same crew that helmed the formation of AIP and Deadly Prey.

Published August 4, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in 'Nam Vet Toughness, Barely Justified Revenge

Just the Way You Are (1984) Learn how to trap someone into a relationship because you are unhappy with the realities of your life.

Published July 30, 2021February 20, 2022by Stunt Rock in Unrealistic People Falling In Love

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The Betamax Rundown was started by failed musician and artist Stunt Rock in October of 2006, with the intent being to review and analyze a personal library of over 2100 Betamax tapes.

When not watching movies, he enjoys making artistic horseshit no one cares about.

Steve Bullyhuff is the ever-loyal proofreader and fact-checker. When not fixing drunken typos, he enjoys playing rock music.

The Betamax Rundown is updated sporadically.

The World Sucks Now.